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	<title>Think &#38; Create &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Oldies Humour</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I&#8217;m &#8216;older&#8217; (but refuse to grow up), here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve discovered: I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don&#8217;t remember [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laugh</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left. When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, &#8220;I&#8217;m at Post Office Box 99.&#8221; The weary lineman replied, &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, I&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[Office Humour] Walk with Documents</title>
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		<title>[Office Humour] Microsoft Word&#8217;s Autocorrect</title>
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