THE DONKEY
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his […]
Archive for January, 2007
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided […]
“Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.”
– Muhammad Ali, boxer
These days everyone blogs, even the nerds like me
Some have lots to write, most dont. So, how do you become a good blogger? Here’s a very good article by Tony Hung titled How to Market Your Blog in 2007.
Enjoy.
This is a picture of Kuala Lumpur at night, taken from the 33rd floor of the Berjaya Times Square Hotel.
..is shaped by conflict.
I heard this on the National Geographic this evening and it’s so true. I have seen friends who I have grown up with, timid when young, but loud when old. How? Isnt your behaviour programmed in your genes? Yes, but it is also moulded not by the environment but by conflict.
If someone […]
I can move the mountains
A man was sleeping at night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light and the Savior appeared. The Lord told the man that He had work for him to do and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was […]
A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever.
She left work and stopped by the pharmacy for some medication for her daughter. Upon returning to her car, she found she had locked her keys inside. She had to get home to her sick daughter, and didn’t know what to […]
A little girl went to her bedroom an! d pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.
She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.
Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and […]
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
One year, one of the flea’s arrived in Miami and was shivering and shaking…
The other flea asks him “Why are you shaking so badly?”
The first flea says…”I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.”
The […]
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile….Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check […]
The doctor said, “Fred, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to […]
WHY DO WE NEED GOALS?
* Goals give you direction in all areas of your life - Personal, Career, Spiritual, Material, and Contribution
* Goals give you a purpose in life. A reason to get up early in the morning and go to bed late at night
* Goals will put drive and passion into your life
* Not […]
Dear Lord,
So far I’ve done all right.
I haven’t gossipped, haven’t lost my temper,
I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent.
I’m really glad about that.
But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed.
And from then on, I’m going to need a lot more help.
