An older lady gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: […]
Archive for April, 2007
If you love playing chess online but do not have the time for quick games, then may I suggest a slower, web based chess site.
Depending on your membership level (paid or free), you can play a number of games from people all over the world, participate in tournaments, user created tournaments and team games; and […]
If you’re in the oil and gas field and work with the Abqus finite element software, then this mailing list would be helpful to discuss ideas and methods of using finite element more extensively in the industry.
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If you’re looking for a Microsoft Excel tutorial, specific for school and university work, then check this site out, the tutorials and explanations are quite comprehensive and easy to follow.
http://phoenix.phys.clemson.edu/tutorials/excel/index.html
Have you ever wondered how your lives would be now if the Internet never existed?
For me, it would be like when I first decided to stop watching the television. I found I had so much time on my hands to invest on reading all the books that I have accumulated over the years but never […]
