Signboard Outside A Prostitute’s House:
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy…
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Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
SITUATORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside.
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask […]
Archive for May, 2007
Signboard Outside A Prostitute’s House:
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy…
~~~~~~
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
SITUATORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside.
~~~~~~
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask […]
English Signboards around the world
In a Bangkok temple: “IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.”
Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.”
Doctors office, Rome: “SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.”
Dry cleaners, Bangkok: “DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.”
In a Nairobi […]
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force […]
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
- Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes […]
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes […]
Is The Smart Car Really This Crash Worthy?
Published May 2nd, 2007 in announcements and life. 0 CommentsI stumbled upon this video and was wondering if this little Smart car is really so crash worthy?
http://www.kgomez.com/inspiration/others/smart_car_high_speed_crash.php
I would love to hear your comments at http://kgomez.com/forum/index.php?topic=3.0
-kbg-
