Rajesh and Sharmila were flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to and on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajesh turns to his wife and asks, “Sharmila did we pay our Rs5 lakh deposit cheque yet to Citi Bank?”
“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Rajesh, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Sharmila, did we pay our Citi Bank Master Card yet?”
“Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,” she says.
“One last thing, Sharmila.
Did you remember to send cheques for the housing loan to Citi Bank too this month?” he asks.
“Oh, forgive me, Rajesh,” begged Sharmila. “I didn’t send that one, either.”
Rajesh grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 20 years. Sharmila pulls away and asks him: “So, why did you hug me?”
“Don’t worry”, Rajesh answers: “They’ll find us!”
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